I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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