glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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