just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I think people are normalizing furries
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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