Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm really busy with my period
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