He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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