I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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