There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just invented taco cereal.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
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