You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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