You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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