ugly people sure do ruin things
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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