Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
