Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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