nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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