you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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