Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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