Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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