guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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