he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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