she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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