I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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