Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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