Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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