R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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