Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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