I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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