Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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