Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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