I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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