To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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