i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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