How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I intend to get homeless drunk
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
