Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she woke up with a sticky ear
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
tell me about the eggs
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