Three words: puerto rican gang bang
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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