I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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