There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
where am i from again
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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