Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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