We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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