Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
