Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I have tasted many bathrooms
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
