me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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