ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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