question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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