the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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