I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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