wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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