we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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