whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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