glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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