Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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