I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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