does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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