i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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