Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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