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We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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