pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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