On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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