so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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