her vagine was all disorganized.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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