Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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