i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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