she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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