I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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