It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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